Quotes from the Movie Grandmas Boy

Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

Jeff

Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!

Jeff

Dude we were just kidding JP Dont be mad at us!

Jeff

Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

Jeff

Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah "A little Hiroshima on my balls".

Jeff

Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

Jeff

School, I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

J.P.

AdiÛs turd-nuggets.

J.P.

Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip.

J.P.

How can he see me?

J.P.

Does it scare you Kain?

J.P.

You would if you had robot ears.

J.P.

I hate your face!

J.P.

I am not amused.

J.P.

Please sit on my face.

J.P.